COMMUNICATION WILL COMMENCE
A trained member of the Simian Guard Communications Corps will field your
inquiry and will return correspondence within 24 hours of receipt. Once your message has been sent,
a Homing Monkey can also be dispatched to deliver your message back to the Corridor of Harangue.
Use the button implements to make your choice.
If you would like to report an urgent sighting, unusual activity or have an issue that requires immediate attention, please use the contact links below.
DIRECT LINES TO CERTAIN PERIL
- The Twitter Apparatus: @CertainPeril
- Jayro, CEO of Certain Peril: email@example.com
- Higgins, Simian Guard Commander: firstname.lastname@example.org